Banjo himself has large hands, but not Very Large Hands. His interest in the matter results from having friends, family members, and celebrity crushes on people with Very Large Hands. Banjo is talking freakishly large. Not just palm-a-basketball large. Palm-a-watermelon large.

If you have Very Large Hands, first of all, do not avoid calling attention to them. Brush your hair back with them. Rest your head in one of them when you need to, ala The Thinker. Hold your right one over your heart, your chest and part of your shoulder when you pledge allegiance to The Flag. Tell yourself, proudly and internally (never brag to yourself externally, no matter the size of your hands), "I have an amazing hairbrush, headrest, and Flag allegiance pledging device in the palm of my hands."

Be proud about your Very Large Hands, but be humble about them as well. When people notice the very largeness of your hands, they are thinking, "Huge hands. I know what that means." You know what that means, too. You are the one with the huge hands, and everything else that means. And what it means means more to people than what having Very Small Hands means. People look at people with Very Small Hands and think, "Tiny hands. I know what that means." And it means the opposite of what having Very Large Hands means. Pity the people with Very Small Hands. Hold your hand out to them. Notice how pretty Very Small Hands can be. Consider reproducing with people who have Very Small Hands--not because you are embarassed by your Very Large Hands, and not to try to find some sort of "correct" balance in the next generation. You may create a mixture of children with Very Large Hands and Very Small Hands (preferably not in the same child). Consider reproducing with these people because you and they both understand what it means to be different, outside the norm, singular. Or singularish. When a singularish person reproduces with a normal person, the resulting children rarely are singularish, or even normalesque. They are merely normal. But when two singularish people reproduce, the children almost always turn out singular. The world needs more singular people, and you have it in your hands to make more of them.

Banjo’s Best™ Advice: Carry a basketball with you, wherever you go, holding it in your Very Large Hands. Within your hands it may look roughly the way a softball looks within "normal" hands. People will ask you to palm it (hold it from above with just one of your hands). It will be easy for you to do so. So do it. But let the basketball fall from your grip. Pretend not to be able to palm it. Not because you are embarassed by your Very Large Hands. No, you are proud of them. Pretend you cannot palm the basketball because it will surprise people who expect you to be able to palm it. That would be a singular thing to do.