Banjo Rigsby's Unsolicited Advice

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Banjo Rigsby’s Unsolicited Advice for Caffeine Addicts

 

There is NOTHING WRONG with consuming caffeine, in moderation. Do not feel shame for such behavior. Caffeine is Good. Clean. Fun. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

However, caffeine usage should be purposeful. Do not waste a good dose of caffeine--use it wisely and productively. Use it to complete heinous tasks. Use it to complete of larger amount of work you are excited about doing than you would have completed without caffeine's support.

 

Imagine being angry. Angry enough to want to convey your anger to another party. Angry enough to open a Can of Whoop-A. Sometimes, you are able to open a Can of Whoop-A and liberally apply the entire contents of the can to another party and achieve satisfaction. Sometimes you apply the contents, with disappointing results. Sometimes you are only able to apply half of the Can's contents. But occasionally, you open up a Can but do not have a subsequent opportunity to apply any of the Can's contents. You stand, alone, holding an opened, unapplied Can of Whoop-A.

 

If there is anything more disappointing and depressing than opening a Can of Whoop-A and not having an opportunity to apply it, it is consuming caffeine without usings its Powers to achieve Excellence.

 

Consume caffeine. Be productive. Be Excellent. Enjoy.